Suggested donation $35 per night night to
Camping, lunch, dinner, &
next day breakfast included. (Same cost if you stay at a motel.)
$5 to borrow a sleeping bag or tent for the weekend
Local guys (residents of area codes 209, 530, 702, or 916) enter free, but please bring food, beer, donation,
or make us all smile.
House Customs & Rules
These Rules are
protect nature, people, our ranch, and neighborly relations. They
are common sense and common courtesy, and
are not difficult.
UPON ARRIVAL, MEET WITH HOSTS
Discuss where to camp and
where to park.
Volunteer for cooking or
Get a tent or sleeping bag if
you signed up for one.
Sign the agreement & waiver,
- I am over 18
years of age.
- I came to the
GrungeGuys Gathering intending to enjoy other dirty wet men,
and to be one myself.
- I am a man of
honesty, responsibility, and integrity, and I will comply
with House Customs and Rules.
- I will hold
Gathering site property owners harmless for any injury or
loss to my person, vehicle, or property.
Camp in mowed areas only.
No vehicles in camp, except
loading & unloading. (Motorcycles & campers OK.)
Keep vehicles parked in the upper pasture.
Orient your camp away from
Sleep in the barn if you like,
or on the sleeping platform across the creek from the Mess Hall.
No clothes hanging on fence.
Minimum-to-zero lights, music,
& machine noises.
No loud partying in tent
areas, just conversations.
If you're not comfortable
camping, the closest motel is the
Holiday Inn Express in Lincoln. A little south of
Lincoln is the
Thunder Valley Casino & Resort.
There is no special motel rate
for GrungeGuys. (The Gathering
doesn't generate much motel revenue.)
Registration rate and meals
are the same for motelers as
for campers. You eat food and use hot water and toilets
regardless where you sleep.
We'll miss the pleasure of
your company while you're at the motel, and you'll miss some fun
while commuting back and forth. No drunk driving!!
Thursday: Lunch & dinner
Friday, Saturday, Sunday:
breakfast, lunch, dinner
Everybody participates in KP.
If you don’t volunteer, you’ll be recruited.
Bring ice and/or a cooler if
BYO beverages, snacks,
favorites, & specialty items.
Put food in refrigerator; drinks
in coolers. Keep closed!
Cans & bottles are not trash –
put in recycling area.
Please don't feed the dogs.
Put food away and keep lids on
trash cans so dogs don’t
get into it.
Neighbors are not queer. Please
be discrete. We live near these neighbors every day, and
want mellow relations.
Stay clear of property line. Be aware of neighbor
Vehicle parking in
upper east pasture at end of driveway.
Camping in front west or rear
Stay out of front east pasture
unless accompanied by hosts.
Stay out of house and garage
unless accompanied by hosts.
No more than 3 guys upstairs
in the barn. (It's rickety.)
Please no pets; we have enough
of our own!
Pick up trash anywhere you
Clothing mandatory! Boots and jeans required.
Jackets, shirts, & leather encouraged but optional.
No exposed private parts
outdoors, except for pissing.
Nudity optional in tents & stone
shower. No nudity elsewhere.
Don't leave your stuff behind.
Pack it in, pack it out.
Stay out of sight & hearing of
Mudding, dunking, and pissing freely.
Grease and oil only in the
Barn & Mess Hall play anytime.
No shouting or load moans -
keep it mellow!
No outdoor sex displays.
Very quiet after sundown.
Sounds carry in the country!
Mud & dirt: Wash off
the ditch (irrigation canal) or mess hall shower (NOT stone shower). Use stone
shower for final clean.
Greasy oily GrungeGear:
Wear it or keep it in your camp. Take it home with you
please (unless you find a willing taker).
Greasy oily bodies: Wipe
off with rags in Lube Shop. Rub on plenty of mechanic’s degreaser
before shower, then shower.
No dripping oil outside
the Lube Shop. Inside, clean it up!
No grease & oil in stone
shower except after degreasing. Leave the shower cleaner
than you found it.
Anybody who plays in the Lube Shop
gets to help mop up on Sunday.
Bring plastic bags to pack
GrungeGear for your travel home.
No commercial photography.
Copy pics/vids to Webmaster.
Many pics will appear on
Respect all requests for no
Make “no photo” requests
clearly & calmly.
Absolutely no fireworks or
campfires. Smokers, be very very careful with your fire.
If you use any gas appliances,
turn the gas tank off when you're done.
Be careful walking on uneven surfaces, climbing rocks, falling in
the creek, etc.
Watch out for sharp corners in
There's a first aid kit above
the medicine cabinet in the mess hall galley.
If you're ill or have an
infection, please stay home and be cured.
Do not start or move any
vehicle if you're blood alcohol is over the legal limit.
Ed and Tim own the property,
and have final say so on any question or issue about the
Gathering and guests.
Yes, I want to
come to the GrungeGuys Gathering!
My registration signifies that I agree to abide by these House Customs &
1. Send new blank
with subject line
(This is an un-monitored account, so no message text is necessary or
will be read.)
2. Shortly, you will receive an automated reply
email containing a registration link and password. Remember
the password and click the link.
3. At the Eventbrite
registration page, choose the nights you'll stay and other options
4. Complete registration
payment with PayPal or credit card.
5. A confirmation email
will be sent, including links to map and hotel info.